Welcome to my absolutely brilliant website.
Here’s its 100% official score:

I know what you’re thinking and no, this isn’t the Wayback Machine. You haven’t travelled back in time to the internet of the 90s.
This is my fantastic current website where you can find out all about everything that I’ve done/am doing*/will do**.

eg. this stuff:

Exhibit A

*unlikely as I don’t like talking about things that are in the works
**even less likely as future plans are an even bigger no-no